Manatee Mating Mutterings
- Q: You think you're clever, don't you? You should know that I detest know-it- alls.
- A: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
- Q: What are you, a glutton for punishment? Haven't you had enough?
- A: Please repeat that.
- Q: Let's say I let you keep your pathetic life and I take a swim with you, where will we go?
- A: I'd like to visit the aquarium.
- Q: Watch where you swim. Nobody knows the way to my heart.
- A: Do you have a map?
- Q: I can't stand you insecure males! I don't want anyone with a lot of baggage.
- A: I have nothing to declare.
- Q: I'm not going to let some lummox buy my love with clever words.
- A1: How much is it?
- A2: Do you accept traveler's cheques?
- Q: All of you male manatees are imbeciles. Why do I even bother?
- A: The television does not work.
- Q: This mating ground is as dead as my victims. You males are a bunch of cold fish.
- A: I prefer it hot and spicy.
- Q: You know what I'll say after I devour your bloody heart!?
- A: The meal was excellent.
- Q: Why should I give you the time of day?
- A: I've lost my watch.
- Q: You're not nervous, are you?
- A: Where is the bathroom?
- Q: You think your words can sway me. What will you say when I rip off your head for my collection?
- A1: Stop, thief!
- A2: I've been kidnapped.
- Q: You dare to disturb me! Would you like me to dye the ocean depths with your blood!?
- A: Is that blood or ketchup?
