Swordfighting Dual Insults
- Morgan: I'm useless. I can barely even lift my sword
- Ghost: There certainly is a foul smell coming from this fight.
- Answer: See, in some ways you are stronger than me.
- Morgan: I died a failure. I used to dream that somebody would call me the greatest Pirate Hunter in the world.
- Ghost: You make me want to puke.
- Answer: I bet people say that about you all the time.
- Ghost: I'm the most cunning pirate on the seven seas! Do you know what my IQ is, boy?
- Morgan: Seriously, on a scale of one to ten, how terrible a person am I?
- Answer: Negative one, if that.
- Ghost: I once owned a dog that was smarter than you
- Morgan: It's hopeless. I can't believe I once studied under the greatest swordsman in the Caribbean.
- Answer: He must have taught you everything you know.
- Morgan: My career as a pirate hunter was as successful as my career as a marathon runner
- Ghost: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
- Answer: You run THAT fast?
- Ghost: Smaller men quiver at my masculine swagger
- Morgan: The way I wave this sword around... it's like I'm a little boy.
- Answer: Believe me, you're all woman.
