The Insult List
How to Defeat Ignatius Cheese:
- Insult: Today by myself twelve people I've beaten.
- Answer: From the size of your gut I guess they were all eaten!
- Insult: You're the ugliest creature I've ever seen in my life.
- Answer: I'm shocked that you never gazed at your wife!
- Insult: People consider my fist a lethal weapon.
- Answer: Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned.
- Insult: Give up now, or I'll crush you like a grape.
- Answer: I would if it would stop your WINE-ING!
- Insult: My stupefying strength will shatter your ulna into a million pieces.
- Answer: I'm surprised you can count that high!
- Insult: I've got muscles in places you've never even heard of.
- Answer: Aagh...! It's too bad none of them in your arms!
- Insult: You arms are no bigger than fleas that I've met!
- Answer: So THAT'S why your scratching...I'd go see a vet.
- Insult: Hey! Look over there!
- Answer: Yes, yes, I know: It's a three head monkey.
- Insult: Your knuckles I'll grind to a splintery paste.
- Answer: I thought that the bean dip had strange taste.
- Insult: Only once have I met such a coward.
- Answer: He must have thought you everything you know.
- Insult: My ninety-eight year old grandmother has bigger arms than you.
- Answer: Ungh...Yeah, but we both got better bladder control than you do.
- Insult: I'm going to put your arm in a sling!
- Answer: Why, ya studying to be a nurse?
- Insult: My forearms have been mistaken for tree trunks!
- Answer: An over-the-counter defoliant could help with that problem.
- Insult: I've out-wrestled octopi with these arms!
- Answer: I'm sure that spineless creatures everywhere are humbled by your might.
- Insult: Do I see quivers of agony dance on your lip?
- Answer: It's laughter that's caused by your feathery grip.
