Lines like that, a blind look-out, and Spiffy the dog are just a few of the great things about The Secret of Monkey Island. I mean, who can honestly say that you can't remember the Fettecini Brothers? Well, if you can't, I suppose that's why you're here...
Well then, let's get right down to helping you out, shall we? I've done and seen everything in this game by now, so I believe I'm qualified to help ya out. So whether you're lost on Monkey IslandTM, can't find the SCUMM Bar, can't beat the Sword Master, or are just confused in general, you've certainly come to the right place!
That's enough out of me, on with the adventure!!
